Cassie MacMahon + Sam Winchester

( SPN + Good Omens crew - Bad demons )

( Hayden )

So... John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer who dressed up as a clown all the time and performed at kid birthday parties? Yeah, apparently he had accomplices who are probably still alive and haven't been found. Yeah. Killer clown had killer clown friends who murder people.

DO YOU SEE NOW WHY IT'S LOGICAL FOR ME TO HATE CLOWNS?

It was logical be Shut up.

( Logan Fox )

( Winchesters/Harvelles/Stearns )

Personally, I liked Gossip Girl when it was just a tv show. But that's just me.

( Hunters + Michelle )

Since when did we all go to sleep and wake up in a musical? Can somebody just enlighten me about this? Because people are singing some pretty weird shit around here...

It's weird to think I've had Sam for a year now, especially when I think of how much happened to him in the same amount of time. Going from a prospective law student to a demon's chosen kid hell bent on saving the world? That's huge. And I guess I've done the same dramatic change. At least I'm not scared shitless of the dark anymore--salt's my best friend.

Whatever the case, Merry Christmas. Try not to get eaten by Pagan gods. I'm taking the weekend off.

I refuse to work on Black Friday ever again. People are fucking crazy, I swear to GOD. My boss and I had to stop these stupid assholes from setting one of our shelves on fire, and this other bitch at another store pepper sprayed people so she could get something she wanted. I can't tell you how hard it was not to punch somebody in the face. Seriously.

If anybody wants me, I'll be planning an elaborate excuse so that I don't have to work for the next couple of days. I refuse to be there for the clean up. I don't care if I'm the freaking manager.

I'm going to sleep for the rest of the weekend, swear the fuck.

( Michelle )

Once again, this is why I don't celebrate Halloween. Other than the fact that Sam and I both hate it. And it's two days before Shut up, Sam, we're not getting sappy right now. Is everybody okay? Probably not. They all ran around in their costumes for a week, right? That doesn't sound very fun. Shut. Up. Sam.

( Winchesters, Harvelles, and Bobby Singer )

For the last time, boss, I am neither dressing up nor working Halloween. Bad shit happens on that day. Like meeting damn angels named Uriel. I swear if he shows up this year i'm punching God in the baby maker.

Also, for the record? If you start bleeding black goo, we're not going to be friends. And if you see anybody bleeding black? Fucking run.

A little late I guess, but uh. I started classes again this semester. It's really refreshing getting back into something so normal. Tcha. Like we can do normal. Stuff it, Winchester. Starting off slow. Just COM 117, NEW 205 and a pottery class. I can't believe you're making us take that. We could be doing something useful. Do I really have to tell you to shut up again? You're a downer, Sam. Not living on campus this time around. Last time wasn't fun.

( Hunters/Winchesters )

( Winchesters/Hunter Clan )

Some party. Next one? I'm staying home.

I just want to let the record state right now that I am never having kids ever. Not a single goddamn child. Do you know what they do? They eat, shit, and cry. That's all they do. With an emphasis on cry. Holy fucking hell.

( Shane )

( SPN Crew - Demons )

( Ben and Zach )

My brother's a reincarnate. Fucking...shit. Which means he'll be part of this community. Which means I'm going to have to worry about his stupid ass. GODDAMMIT. Now I know how Dean feels.

Hey.

It's true, Sam. He has to save your sorry ass so m

I've saved him, too.

Whatever.

Dear customers at Barnes and Noble,

Die in a fire for your jerkish behavior. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I can't hand your ass to you on a silver platter. You're lucky I try to keep a low profile. Bastards.

No love,

Me.

Caryers dead. Fick you aLl.

Has anybody seen or heard from Carter? He hasn't been answering any of my messages and there's been way too much...No. Not good to think like You should. It No.

( Justin )

( Remy )

( Carter )

Okay. I used to like the news. But seriously? What the fuck? That's probably something If you say we need to go check that out, I will take a drill and kill us both. There's no way in hell I'm going looking for that creepy thing!

I'm going to sit here and pretend that's a hoax, because if it isn't, I really don't want to know.

It's funny how caught up in Sam's life I've gotten, and how much I've neglected mine. I called my mom this morning and got an earful about how I never visit anymore. For an hour. Seriously, I timed it. If anybody has any doubts about a mother's ability to guilt, I give you full permission to cite this as an example. After the mandatory mom-guilt, she finally started spilling about life and everything I've missed. Jake's finally moved out and in with his partner in Albany, which has my mom feeling all kinds of empty-nest syndrome.

On another note, you're looking at the newest manager of an oh-so-fancy Barnes and Noble. I know, it's so classy and high-end. But it pays, right?

( Justin )

You don't have to make an update, Sam. I can talk to people. I'm not going to explode on EVERYBODY. Yeah. I'm not taking the chance. Seriously right now? I'm fine. Chill as a cucumber. Until somebody says something that sounds even a little suspicious. You can't issue death threats to anything that can possibly be supernatural. And I'm going to sit around here and do what then? Read dad's journal. Read some books. Do some research. Then you won't be accusing every person you meet of being something we'll have to kill. Oh come on, Sam, she was sketchy and you know it. Doesn't matter.

If anybody wants to talk to us, we're screening calls.

( Dad )

( Dean )

( Dad )